
Butt Woman: You boys think you got a problem with my butt?! I'm gonna kick your butts all over this drive-in!īutt Woman: You boys ready to die!? Beavis and Butt-head: Ahhh! Buttwoman! Butt-head: What is the butt, Alex?īutt-head: Look, I'm stroking my wiener.īutt-head: That's the biggest, fattest, hairiest, wart-coveredest butt I ever saw. " Beware of the Butt" Alex Trebek: Biological processes for eight-hundred: Part of the body responsible for the creation and organisation of the electronic pulses which, when processed, form the basis of intelligence. Huh-huh, huh.īutt-head: Uh…here, it's, uh…it's free, I guess.īutt-head: Did you know, when you eat rump roast, you're eating a cow's butt? " Baby Makes Uh, Three" Butt-head: I'm gonna slap you around like a redheaded stepchild!īutt-head: And so, it is with utmost regret that I must report that our baby was stolen by gypsies in the night. You ain't the kids that spray painted my dog last week, are you? Butt-head: Huh-huh, that was, uh…other kids.

Let's burn it.īutt-head: Do you sell any dead animals?īeavis: Polly want an Alka-Seltzer? " Burger World" Tom Anderson: Hey, you look kinda familiar. Butt-head: Woah! Where'd ya find it? Beavis: Anderson's house. " Good Credit" Beavis: Hey, Butt-head, look what I found yesterday. How could you do such a thing? Butt-head: Beavis helped me.īeavis: If you pour salt on a snail, a lot of scientific stuff happens.ĭaria: Butt-head, why don't you try this experiment? Analyse the friction caused by digitally oscillating your weiner.

Dickie: That was the most offensive science report I've ever heard. " Scientific Stuff" Butt-head: And that was the first time that a teacher was shot into space.
